Trying to get the vaccine like... #Shorts

People are getting desperate. #KeyandPeele #Shorts
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  1. KurtTheGamer 07

    KurtTheGamer 072 days ago

    I can't spell schrizopa

  2. Eire King

    Eire King5 days ago

    Trying to get the vaccine? Fruity creeps

  3. Anastasis Wckd

    Anastasis Wckd8 days ago

    Is your body killing itself due to an autoimmune response caused by a bs vaccine that killed all the animals it was tested upon mr washington ?? ......yeah. Then this should help. Spoiler alert, it won't.

  4. Alan M

    Alan M10 days ago

    ‘Paralysed’ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  5. Jj Jjj

    Jj Jjj10 days ago

    Nobody wants vaccines

  6. Who Cares?

    Who Cares?10 days ago

    The camera angles had me checking over my shoulder and double checking if I was on the right website or not.

  7. shellysdopevids

    shellysdopevids11 days ago

    Nice try USloft, but I’m still not going to get the vaccine

  8. Khaotic TTV

    Khaotic TTV11 days ago

    Jesus Christ luvs us all 💜❤️

  9. thirteen

    thirteen13 days ago

    I can't believe you slap him 🤣🤣🤣

  10. Jaydem

    Jaydem13 days ago

    lmfao this one was fuckin hilarious

  11. Joseph Burton

    Joseph Burton13 days ago

    Don’t nobody want that BULLshit !

  12. Joseph Burton

    Joseph Burton13 days ago

    It’s the exact opposite.

  13. akl lksdjf

    akl lksdjf14 days ago

    that was actually a list of the symptoms people experience after receiving the vaccine.

  14. Np vols

    Np vols14 days ago

    Yeah you go get the experimental vaccine idiots lol

  15. JosAtv

    JosAtv14 days ago

    Went from marijuana to that lmao

  16. Yasuke

    Yasuke15 days ago

    The two whitest black dudes in LA back at it again

  17. JHOT 247

    JHOT 24715 days ago

    if an alien came down to this Planet and observed us, their jaws would be to the floor at how dumbed down and incredibly controlled we really are, they would lick their chops too at how easy it would be to conquer this Planet, you (the masses) have zero instincts, self preservation skills or even common sense, you are guided like a herd of sheep

  18. hellodzheng00

    hellodzheng0015 days ago

    I have to hold my breath to swallow my food (can I have it now?)

  19. J Johnson

    J Johnson15 days ago

    Except they trying to pass the vaccine out like Halloween candy

  20. Polly Woggy

    Polly Woggy15 days ago

    Some serious drugs involved

  21. djsnooppyzat De'poet

    djsnooppyzat De'poet15 days ago

    That slap: So perfect

  22. Vindian86

    Vindian8616 days ago

    Lol

  23. L H

    L H16 days ago

    I've never been love with a man before idc but idgaf I need Peele to come to my house. Everyone in this comments section should come over too and be an army hahaha😂🤦‍♀️

  24. FacundoMD

    FacundoMD16 days ago

    ER doctor approved !

  25. Ichijo Festival

    Ichijo Festival16 days ago

    Vertical video be like...

  26. Nate Johnson

    Nate Johnson16 days ago

    The guy who's job at Comedy Central is to post free clips on USloft be like, Fuck it there's a doctor in the sketch, close enough.

  27. Cyrus The Sage

    Cyrus The Sage17 days ago

    That’s me trying not to get the vaccine

  28. Jeremy Medford

    Jeremy Medford17 days ago

    I'm not going to let them inject me with that s*** all types of side effects I will just stay to myself saying I'm homeless no one pays attention man I don't f****** exist

  29. jojo lotz

    jojo lotz17 days ago

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  30. jojo lotz

    jojo lotz17 days ago

    Check out jojo lotz

  31. Babetravelling

    Babetravelling17 days ago

    Does ur face hurt?

  32. Abcron

    Abcron17 days ago

    This doesn't make any sense

  33. Milque Toast

    Milque Toast18 days ago

    I'm not sure what it's like trying to get a vaccine, I've never tried to.

  34. jenny martinez

    jenny martinez18 days ago

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  35. uzahoe

    uzahoe18 days ago

    Forget about the children stuck in the slums killing each other everyday. Live in fear of covid

  36. uzahoe

    uzahoe18 days ago

    Inject me with anthrax

  37. JG310HOE

    JG310HOE18 days ago

    I Got Freestyle Rap Beats 🔥🔥.

  38. Zexa XIII

    Zexa XIII18 days ago

    Come on no need to be harsh.

  39. miclane123

    miclane12318 days ago

    A fake solution to an exaggerated problem. Hit the nail on the head with this, and it was funny. Good work K&P!

  40. Alexander Benfer

    Alexander Benfer18 days ago

    :( usloft.info/will/l2qr2Z-3pqGxYNg/video

  41. Adrian Campero

    Adrian Campero18 days ago

    Boooo!!!

  42. John Wick

    John Wick18 days ago

    I expect dame Dane meme I'm disappointed

  43. Kareem A

    Kareem A18 days ago

    "I can't reach it" "Why not" *slightly leans forward* "p a r a l y z e d"

  44. The Justice Clubhouse

    The Justice Clubhouse19 days ago

    Daily dose of Key and Peele

  45. No Fawkes Given

    No Fawkes Given19 days ago

    Love the spin they’re trying to put in this!! This skit wAs and is about medical marijuana, NOT a vaccine. Nice try tho.

  46. ashley spenner

    ashley spenner19 days ago

    Frfr

  47. L C

    L C19 days ago

    😂

  48. Justin Dill

    Justin Dill19 days ago

    This is a meme, technically.

  49. ABHI TIWARI

    ABHI TIWARI19 days ago

    Slap😂😂😂😂😂

  50. Davy Jones

    Davy Jones19 days ago

    This is the most straightforward doctor EVA!

  51. zack Red

    zack Red19 days ago

    A new skit thank god

  52. randomuploadsism

    randomuploadsism20 days ago

    Should be "Ani-vaxxers faking conditions so they don't have to get the vaccine"

  53. randomuploadsism

    randomuploadsism20 days ago

    I'm not American and I needed more context tbh.

  54. ok 237

    ok 23720 days ago

    S

  55. Bang Senior

    Bang Senior20 days ago

    0:20 asmr

  56. 5050 ODDZ PROSPECTING

    5050 ODDZ PROSPECTING20 days ago

    Vaccine?? Naw I'm good. Hell w that.

  57. uzahoe

    uzahoe18 days ago

    Come on man don't ya know corona is a cop out for americans to forget about the people who really suffer like the children born in slums

  58. Clyde Wood

    Clyde Wood20 days ago

    👍

  59. Iron Man

    Iron Man20 days ago

    Getting lazy huh ?

  60. Shauka Hodan

    Shauka Hodan20 days ago

    One is stuck playing the impassioned protagonist in one’s Subjective Narrative of Self🎈

  61. Tennison Manyonga

    Tennison Manyonga20 days ago

    When he slapped him i lost it

  62. gonor silvershot

    gonor silvershot20 days ago

    Already saw this, trying to get a medical weed prescription.

  63. criotene

    criotene20 days ago

    Alot of people don't want the vaccine.

  64. EmperorTokugawa

    EmperorTokugawa20 days ago

    LMAO!!!!

  65. Colonel Banana

    Colonel Banana20 days ago

    Bout took his face off with that slap.

  66. Jared Pinkard

    Jared Pinkard20 days ago

    Fake medicine for a fake disease 😂 sounds accurate

  67. uzahoe

    uzahoe18 days ago

    Children dying in slums everyday but they get no news coverage. It's called a first world problem so we can just neglect what is really important

  68. Jared Pinkard

    Jared Pinkard20 days ago

    @HGZ it's called a joke. Something poor losers without a sense of humor can't comprehend

  69. HGZ

    HGZ20 days ago

    Lol, okay "Jared".

  70. ComeAtMeBro

    ComeAtMeBro20 days ago

    Hmmm

  71. R M M E NUKE

    R M M E NUKE20 days ago

    When you tell your gf you don’t love her 0:09 🤣

  72. Jennifer M

    Jennifer M21 day ago

    The prescription he didn't know he needed

  73. Charles Laari

    Charles Laari21 day ago

    They were ahead of their time

  74. Barshonk

    Barshonk21 day ago

    yessssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  75. Viewer

    Viewer21 day ago

    tryin ta get the vaccine like Obama making Rumsfeld Cheney genociders making you want to get rounded up and killed so the elites and Disneywood can keep abusing the people they profit from.

  76. handicappedboogerguy

    handicappedboogerguy21 day ago

    Literally never made me laugh. I judge people who like key and Peele

  77. HGZ

    HGZ20 days ago

    Living up to your username

  78. Thoryan

    Thoryan21 day ago

    Accurate af

  79. rockysikander

    rockysikander21 day ago

    PRAYERS AND CONDOLENCES TO THOSE FAMILIES WHO LOST THEIR LOVED ONES COZ OF COVID🙏

  80. A E

    A E21 day ago

    I don't get it. You skipped the set up.

  81. Rhonny TheTypicalWhiteboy

    Rhonny TheTypicalWhiteboy21 day ago

    Lol

  82. Henry

    Henry21 day ago

    That slap is a treasure

  83. sokin jon

    sokin jon21 day ago

    "People are getting desperate. " You mean like you guys in an attempt to force relevancy when people come here just because they love and know Key and Peele

  84. TheActorGamer

    TheActorGamer21 day ago

    Perfect xD Definitely fits the times.

  85. KJ

    KJ21 day ago

    Prescription for AstraZeneca vaccin. Tough luck Mr. Washington...

  86. Logan Ross

    Logan Ross21 day ago

    More like trying to get out of getting that bs

  87. iso 320

    iso 32021 day ago

    the paper sound at the end is so satisfying

  88. iKiNG

    iKiNG21 day ago

    Seems more like trying to GIVE the vaccine. (Aka kush)

  89. The Most Expensive

    The Most Expensive21 day ago

    To the person reading this, you're AMAZING! Keep grinding hard for your life goals and remember, dont let anyone bring you down! God bless you :)

  90. M

    M20 days ago

    The Most Expensivist

  91. Victoria Blackman

    Victoria Blackman21 day ago

    JESUS IS LORD AND KINGS OF KINGS Jesus loves you and forgives you for your past choices and mistakes accept him as your Lord and savior before its to late start a relationship with him read your Holy bible, talk to him every day and pray, he is waiting on you with arms stretch wide open waiting for you he would not force himself on you his a gentleman, kind,loving and PATIENCE. Put your trust in Jesus because he is the only one that will never fail You, worship him day and night , be thankful every day despite of😊 Gospel songs Nobody - casting crowns Michael w Smith- love in his right hand COMMUNION- TRIBL I THANK GOD - TRIBL Voice of GOD - Dante Bowe CHAMPION - TRIBL There is much more but accept Jesus he loves you and he knows what's best for you, trust his timing, his ways and thoughts are higher than ours😊🥰💌💫

  92. HGZ

    HGZ20 days ago

    Jesus comes to do my gardening work twice a month

  93. Listening noob

    Listening noob21 day ago

    This makes people not like religion even more.

  94. Patrick Gorman

    Patrick Gorman21 day ago

    A lot of the vaccines cause more problems than the virus. I'll wait for FDA approval, thanks. Loved that skit though.

  95. HGZ

    HGZ20 days ago

    The risk of complications from the vaccines are overshadowed by the risk of being permanently affected by the virus.

  96. Tyler Durden

    Tyler Durden21 day ago

    MaryJane > Wu Flu

  97. James Eppler

    James Eppler21 day ago

    But guys consumption is from this century, we just call it Tb or tuberculosis, also thumb down since its just a shorter version of the weed prescription skit...stop posting unless it's new

  98. James Bond

    James Bond21 day ago

    That was real slap man i bet it is😂

  99. Parabalani

    Parabalani21 day ago

    If they can't sell you vaccine they will make sure people get covid to make you scared

  100. TerryTwoToes

    TerryTwoToes21 day ago

    There are many titles but this one is mine

  101. black ahjumma

    black ahjumma21 day ago

    i bet they have something they can use to any situation going on today

  102. fatehyabali

    fatehyabali21 day ago

    😲

  103. Mikebrickcity1 1

    Mikebrickcity1 121 day ago

    You are safer without it

  104. Armin Theron

    Armin Theron22 days ago

    Jesus loves you so much ❤️ I was addicted to porn, I was on drugs, alcohol, I hated people, he set me free and he can set you free aswell ❤️ all you have to do is repent and trust in him and he will change your life!❤️

  105. F A N T A

    F A N T A22 days ago

    🌟🥴Paralyzed✨🌟

  106. Real HIFI Help

    Real HIFI Help22 days ago

    Consumption? LOL

  107. Half_Life

    Half_Life22 days ago

    Does ya face hurt mr. Washington??? Yea :( *Then this should help!*

  108. Tyler Marshall

    Tyler Marshall22 days ago

    Trying to get the vaccine? Just smoke Cannabis

  109. Tyler Marshall

    Tyler Marshall22 days ago

    And all else will follow. Herb is a gateway herb. White sugar is the gateway drug

  110. bLink*

    bLink*22 days ago

    My turn, ..backhand.