You Can’t Fight a Guy with a Baby - Key & Peele

A dad becomes almost unfightable when he’s carrying his baby.
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  1. Ohunjon

    OhunjonDay ago

    Gap yuq vediolaga

  2. Servant Of The Lord

    Servant Of The LordDay ago

    Jesus Christ is coming back soon

  3. bailey santiago

    bailey santiagoDay ago


  4. Andrew Burkett

    Andrew Burkett2 days ago

    The baby watching him like lmaooo

  5. Snoopy Doopy

    Snoopy Doopy2 days ago

    I think I saw the baby shield thing in a comic book somewhere..

  6. Creationism R

    Creationism R2 days ago


  7. The Last Day Breathing In Eternal Snow

    The Last Day Breathing In Eternal Snow2 days ago

    Oh ok.

  8. safwan mukhtar

    safwan mukhtar2 days ago


  9. Ahmad Sippal

    Ahmad Sippal2 days ago

    Transformer Babytron 😂

  10. ElPayasoMalo

    ElPayasoMalo3 days ago

    I thought he was gonna go to prison for multiple kidnappings.

  11. Soup Can

    Soup Can3 days ago

    I feel the same way about people in expensive car's , they act like there untouchable. Until the next red light LMAO😂

  12. Tamera Cody

    Tamera Cody3 days ago


  13. _Polyavien_

    _Polyavien_5 days ago

    That’s how hostages should be held, as armor.

  14. VonPhyco

    VonPhyco6 days ago

    My little siblings have a new purpose.

  15. Sreeraj B

    Sreeraj B6 days ago

    Disclaimer: No babies were harmed in filming this video.

  16. J M

    J M6 days ago

    I was not expecting that!

  17. Bre Acolatse

    Bre Acolatse7 days ago

    It’s not even worth it man🤣🤣

  18. Jojo

    Jojo7 days ago

    I love key n peele but i deffo see a pattern of their sketches

  19. Bueno Loco

    Bueno Loco7 days ago

    Even the Boondocks are confused what kinda of shii' ai dis?!?

  20. Maxamillian Steele

    Maxamillian Steele7 days ago


  21. Eric Serakas

    Eric Serakas7 days ago

    This was in a comic book issue of the Punisher. Where one of the bad guys did this.

  22. Dr D2021

    Dr D20219 days ago

    Very funny

  23. Arushi Brahma

    Arushi Brahma9 days ago

    I only learnt that when twoAmerican people bump each other they start fighting to the death

  24. TheSanFrancisco SeaHorse

    TheSanFrancisco SeaHorse11 hours ago

    Usually we just apologize and move on.

  25. Daniel Carrier

    Daniel Carrier9 days ago

    Wasn't there a comic about this?


    SULFUR STEVE9 days ago

    Nobody wants to fight someone with baby armor

  27. Chelsea Bowen

    Chelsea Bowen9 days ago

    Baby Armor

  28. Nehomia Lemmer

    Nehomia Lemmer9 days ago

    If youre a real parent this isnt so funny the funn stops when he puts the baby to his privite parts thats not something to find funny unnles you dont know how to love a child its disrespectfull and very stupid

  29. night king

    night king10 days ago

    Okay it was funny until he started kidnapping

  30. 지녕

    지녕10 days ago

    1:52 the baby on top looks so peaceful and comfortable and i’m crying over the baby’s cutiest tiny little hands

  31. Jason

    Jason10 days ago

    😂😂 I did not expect this

  32. Jason

    Jason10 days ago


  33. Lovey Dovey

    Lovey Dovey10 days ago


  34. Got Dat Good Sammich

    Got Dat Good Sammich10 days ago


  35. 3264headtrip

    3264headtrip10 days ago

    Just WOW. K&P👶TWO comic geniuses at work.

  36. DCE_R_5_Pijus Roy

    DCE_R_5_Pijus Roy11 days ago

    tha was good fronthand :D

  37. thedarkknight803able

    thedarkknight803able11 days ago


  38. Calvin Barney

    Calvin Barney11 days ago

    Those are real babies!!

  39. Cool Breeze 2.0

    Cool Breeze 2.011 days ago

    lol Real baby too.

  40. Roger J. Perez Abreu

    Roger J. Perez Abreu11 days ago

    But he won...👀

  41. gozinta82

    gozinta8211 days ago

    Man, that really threw me off. I was totally expecting him to put his baby down, like in some twist he ends up beating the other guy somehow...was he gonna use the baby to shield the punches and do some fist fighting? Nope. Baby Body Armor.

  42. Captain Roastabotch

    Captain Roastabotch11 days ago

    What could you really do though.

  43. Rahul Barca

    Rahul Barca12 days ago

    Remember fronthand backhand ? This is payback b**ches !!!

  44. linkeffect82

    linkeffect8212 days ago

    It's the legendary "Strapped Baby armor", complete with auto wretch stench defense mechanism!* * AWSDM may also affect user. It is advisable to wear military grade protective masks when using this product.

  45. Pokey Mone

    Pokey Mone12 days ago

    Did u put thief puzzle add

  46. Caldaque

    Caldaque12 days ago

    Baby body armor = +87 def.

  47. Culturisk Lounge

    Culturisk Lounge12 days ago


  48. Garrett Dodd

    Garrett Dodd12 days ago

    There's an actual punisher villain who straps babies all over himself to keep from getting shot at

  49. NeoKailthas

    NeoKailthas12 days ago

    New marvel superhero

  50. allykatt1849

    allykatt184912 days ago

    That slap! 😂

  51. Terminegger _

    Terminegger _13 days ago

    Excuse me I need this loooool

  52. thisbarb

    thisbarb13 days ago

    This is Dueling Hats v10

  53. Damien Wayne

    Damien Wayne13 days ago

    I kid you not, there is an actual comic storyline where this happens.

  54. John Gable Smith

    John Gable Smith13 days ago

    Peele is such a good actor. From this to Megan. It’s amazing.

  55. 7F0X7

    7F0X713 days ago

    This legit happened to me once.... I passed some old guy in a parking lot who was driving 2 miles an hour without honking or anything. I just went around him and found a parking spot. Then he actually followed me into a subway and got right up in my face while holding a baby... I didn't even know how to react haha

  56. indy_go_blue60

    indy_go_blue6012 days ago

    You laugh at him bro. Nothing frustrates and humiliates a cranky person (old or young) like laughing at them.

  57. keith courson

    keith courson13 days ago

    I would pay good money to be a fly on the wall while these guys are sitting in the writer's room coming up with ideas. Key or Peele would be like, "Hey man, check this out! There's a fly on the wall here, and it sounds like its laughin'!"

  58. Feralbam1

    Feralbam113 days ago

    Aaah black people fighting people holding baby's. CULTURE

  59. JourneyTotheTruthandTotalRandomness

    JourneyTotheTruthandTotalRandomness14 days ago

    If he would have tied two babies together to make baby nunchucks, I would have lost it.

  60. MadMike96

    MadMike9614 days ago

    so nobody is going to mention a baby had its face in Key's groin?

  61. JG310HOE

    JG310HOE14 days ago

    I Got Freestyle Rap Beats 🔥🔥

  62. TheCh1cagoK1d

    TheCh1cagoK1d14 days ago

    “You know what it’s not even worth it, man.” “AHHHHH HA HA” 😂😂😂💀💀

  63. Tabassom Thp

    Tabassom Thp14 days ago


  64. joe mcafro

    joe mcafro15 days ago

    Definitely the first time I've seen a baby suit

  65. B A

    B A15 days ago

    Oh dude, that was awesome. Love these guys!

  66. Hippienolic 2

    Hippienolic 215 days ago

    2v1 ain’t a fair fight

  67. Mooney Makes

    Mooney Makes15 days ago

    unironically and literally how the Hamas Terrorists fight in the middle east against Israel.

  68. Vin Premium

    Vin Premium15 days ago

    White Supremacists who becomes a cop hiding behind their badges and guns.

  69. Rusty Shackleford

    Rusty Shackleford16 days ago


  70. Epic

    Epic16 days ago

    Man.., it was hard to find any humor in it.

  71. •Sundaeii•

    •Sundaeii•16 days ago

    *Legend has it that there is always a Key & Peele skit you haven't seen or haven't seen twice...*

  72. Youtube Emperor of Mankind

    Youtube Emperor of Mankind16 days ago

    What surprised me the most us that it was a real baby

  73. Senpai

    Senpai16 days ago

    Iron baby

  74. Phil J.L Fig

    Phil J.L Fig17 days ago

    Nice way to copy a marvel comic

  75. Kyle Adams

    Kyle Adams17 days ago

    This is based off a comic

  76. Ashlee A

    Ashlee A17 days ago

    The baby waking up at the first slap was legit perfect timing.

  77. Jeff Thurber

    Jeff Thurber17 days ago

    Actually had a dude charge at me with his baby in a baby walker once. Did not see that coming

  78. Jake Moyles

    Jake Moyles17 days ago


  79. karasgold

    karasgold18 days ago

    lol he seriously went mega zoid power ranger baby mode on em hahaha

  80. NshJsl

    NshJsl18 days ago

    I thot it was a fake baby in the first few shots with all the noises it's making 🤣🤣

  81. JustSayin

    JustSayin18 days ago

    I first saw Key in the Bon Qui Qui skit. I just got off of house arrest.

  82. logan

    logan18 days ago

    1:28 oh no

  83. Carlo B

    Carlo B18 days ago

    should have been the Forrest Whitaker Baby. GOO-GOO-GA-GA

  84. Inge Muurmand Jessen

    Inge Muurmand Jessen19 days ago

    This reminds me of Tugg Speedman and Tropic Thunder!🤣🤣🤣

  85. Denzil Rodrigues

    Denzil Rodrigues19 days ago

    1:07 Just noticed the guys in the background react to that kick

  86. Cerise

    Cerise19 days ago

    Lmaoo! "Excuse me, I need this." 😂😂

  87. Sandra Quinn-Bailey

    Sandra Quinn-Bailey19 days ago

    These guys are crazy!!! Where do they get this stuff😂😂😂

  88. Anonerak

    Anonerak19 days ago

    Babyplate armor, it is said it was forged by the gods.

  89. Rae Raw

    Rae Raw19 days ago

    Thats what I thought........PUNK! lol

  90. Roman Torteli

    Roman Torteli19 days ago

    I feel like Key wrote this one

  91. [redacted]

    [redacted]19 days ago

    You can’t shoot me, you can’t gas me, you can’t taze me. You can’t even knock me down. Not without something very fragile and precious going squish.

  92. SanJi The PerV

    SanJi The PerV19 days ago

    For God sake thats a real baby 😂

  93. Muhammad Khairulizat

    Muhammad Khairulizat20 days ago


  94. Green Olive

    Green Olive20 days ago

    Lmao, not the babies

  95. Tracy McDougal

    Tracy McDougal20 days ago

    Hilarious funny

  96. Rodney Dickerson

    Rodney Dickerson20 days ago

    Great acting by the first baby

  97. Strong Ox Tv

    Strong Ox Tv20 days ago

    1:28 did he really strap a baby to his baby maker?

  98. F R

    F R20 days ago

    This shit is cringe 🤦🏾

  99. Joshua Harmon

    Joshua Harmon21 day ago

    Undercover Blues and Muerte

  100. Alessandro Mattioli

    Alessandro Mattioli21 day ago

    Kazuma Kiryu would disagree

  101. Snow’s Stingray

    Snow’s Stingray21 day ago

    It’s a dog harness but what is weirder is the fact you would carry a dog like that

  102. Hollow Ichigo

    Hollow Ichigo21 day ago

    That "oh, dear" at the end cracks me up😂